In a recent self-posted joke press-conference, SEE HERE, Missouri offensive linemen Elvis Fisher proclaimed demands that had to be met if he was to return to play for the University of Missouri again.
The press conference? him talking to his friend in a car via a video camera
The demands: Hilariously RIDICULOUS!
- New soap in the locker room
- A personal Segway
- Twitter name on Jersey
- Personal assistants
- New shirts
The soap, Well I hope Mizzou does this actually Fisher, because boys are smelly after practice and games.
As for the Segway...are you joking? Segways are for old men and cops....you should've asked for a brand new Ducati (just saying :) )
Twitter name? Hell yes! Go Fisher for entertaining the influx of social media! Journalists will applaud you everywhere.
Personal Assistants? Isn't that why you have a cheerleading team....
New shirts, we agree. Bookstore creativity has been lacking as have game-day shirts. Maybe you should create an anonymous email with a football shirt design contest and then you get to wear all the submissions (all in T-shirt form of course)
Fisher, have to say I enjoyed this. Wish more athletes could show the funny sides of themselves instead of being so serious all the time. You are all still in college so :)
Good luck this fall!!
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